Welcome to my Mind Palace

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

unwinona:

par0xetine:

Found this gem in the MX (train newspaper in Melbourne)

unwinona:

par0xetine:

Found this gem in the MX (train newspaper in Melbourne)

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic:

You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory. 

unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.
That 10K?

unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.

That 10K?

englishsnow:

London by voldy92

grassybby:

littlealienproducts:

Cactus Tee // $33

OMG
thebirdiesfilmfestival:

We are open for submissions! Enter your short films here.

thebirdiesfilmfestival:

We are open for submissions! Enter your short films here.

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.
(via lstu)
 - Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

me: i want to draw
me: *starts drawing* i don't want to do this anymore

ticytacs:

ladyinterior:

Paper Art, Maude White

and I didn’t want to cut out bat silhouettes